Please don’t make me! Yes, I know I have been at my desk for HOURS already, and have been diligently mining data as my profession dictates- but it doesn’t mean I have to like it!
I mean it is summertime out there! Do you know how much harder it makes it to be a good girl and go to work every day when all you can think about is SUMMER ACTIVITIES?
Boating, swimming, basking…leaving this hot hell-hole of a place and hitting the beach. OK, MOSTLY just hitting the beach.
I need to plop my ass in the sand and make roots. At least for the rest of the summer. Why can’t I have been smart enough to figure out how to make that happen? Is there a job for quality control of the beach scene?
That should be a thing. Jolene, Beach Quality Control Coordinator. Has a nice ring, don’t you think?