What is it about us crazy humans that makes us think that whatever pace we are progressing at is NOT fast enough? So and so has lost ALL THIS WEIGHT and I only lost a pound! Or, look at his abs! They are an EIGHT PACK and I am a fat slug! Look, y’all. Rome… Continue reading One Day at a Time-
Although I am terribly flattered, I can’t help but think “Hello, Skynet!”. Because I do use Google +, Google Circles, Hangouts and the search option so much that I really should work for them, or at least own large shares of the company. So, maybe this is all just part of the Google courting process, and I… Continue reading Google just told me “Happy Birthday”
OK marketing genius / douche bag advertising executive behind Flo from Progressive, listen up. I have a serious bone to pick with you. Why did you take a fun and quirky character like Flo and ruin her? Whatever dolt decided that Flo should be screech singing every five minutes on I-Heart Radio should be smashed in the… Continue reading Flo from Progressive- WHY?!?!?!
What changes within the body in the late 30’s turning into 40’s that makes sleep so elusive? Is it the constant evolution of hormonal patterns common in (clutch the pearls, Ethel!) middle age? Is it the nagging echoes from constant aches and pains caused by ever-rigorous exercise in the attempt to retain some segment of youth, beauty and… Continue reading Trying times, trying to sleep
I am so glad that I was born here in America. We may have our issues, everyone knows that- but at least female officers are not subjected to this idiocy! How can a government in 2014 still enforce such patriarchal, misogynistic laws? Female Recruits REQUIRED to take virginity tests!