What is it about us crazy humans that makes us think that whatever pace we are progressing at is NOT fast enough? So and so has lost ALL THIS WEIGHT and I only lost a pound! Or, look at his abs! They are an EIGHT PACK and I am a fat slug! Look, y’all. Rome… Continue reading One Day at a Time-
Why is it that money is so much FUN to spend, yet so horrifically boring to figure out how to make it start working for you, instead of you always working for it? You would think that anything involved in keeping more of those luscious little greenbacks in my hot little hand would be fascinating…Yah,… Continue reading Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money
Although I am terribly flattered, I can’t help but think “Hello, Skynet!”. Because I do use Google +, Google Circles, Hangouts and the search option so much that I really should work for them, or at least own large shares of the company. So, maybe this is all just part of the Google courting process, and I… Continue reading Google just told me “Happy Birthday”
Well, it only took me two and a half days of Epsom salt baths, heating pads and rolling pin sessions- but I am back to normal! (OK, as normal as I can get, anyway. har-de-har) I can now amble around without (much) pain. YAHOO! Yes, I am in current discussions about my next long distance… Continue reading Post race day AKA Finally able to walk like a human again
I am so glad that I was born here in America. We may have our issues, everyone knows that- but at least female officers are not subjected to this idiocy! How can a government in 2014 still enforce such patriarchal, misogynistic laws? Female Recruits REQUIRED to take virginity tests!
Growing up I was about as tough as they came. My Dad would always call me his “little soldier”, and woe unto anyone dumb enough to attack (verbally or physically) either me or my family. I had an acerbic and somewhat lethal tongue (once unleashed), a nasty temper, and high pain tolerance. To say it… Continue reading From Hard Ass to Candy Ass; The joys of hormone fluctuation
food-iot /fuːd/ + [id-ee-uh t] = /fuːd-ee-uh t] noun any person of reasonable intelligence that continuously eats a larger proportion of calories than they can possibly burn in one day, with the thought that they will do better tomorrow, or Monday. any person engaged in a constant battle with food where food consistently wins. Based on either taste,… Continue reading What a Food-iot! (Yes, I am talking about me)
Assignment: How would you get along with your sibling(s), parent(s), or any other person you’ve known for a long time — if you only met them for the first time today? Woooweee! Is that ever a loaded question or what?!?! Rather than delve into the emotional cauldron that is my parentage or “strained relationship” with my… Continue reading Daily Prompt: Delayed Contact